Everything Is Perfect When You're a Liar

I've been following Kelly Oxford on Twitter for quite some time (if you're not, you should be). So when her book came out, I was pretty excited. It came up on sale on Kindle a while ago so I downloaded it and have been reading it piece-by-piece while on airplanes.

I finally finished it the other day and couldn't stop laughing when I read her story about a trip to Vegas.

MGM makes no sense to me. Vegas makes no sense to me. It's like being inside a giant mall, even when you're outside. A giant mall with casinos, a wonderland where you can drink and smoke wherever you want, 24/7. If society ever decided to get rid of people with IQs below 100, all they'd have to do is set up this sort of place on an island with no return transportation. It would be like Shutter Island for people who use party as a verb. 

This is exactly how I felt when I was in Las Vegas.

I vote Kelly writes a book about family gatherings around the holidays. I'm sure that's something we could all use during this season.

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